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Caption Contest: iPod Engraving
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Oh, btw: Multiple entries are allowed, and there are no real rules to this. =)
“Controls are on the other side!”
“[Insert Witty Phrase]”
“Bush Cheney ‘05” That will set you apart from the campus environment.
“Poser in denial”
I would just stick an Intel Inside and a WinXP compatible sticker.
Thinking better about it, I would make myself a ‘Skrewdriver’ special edition iPod, a la U2.
My WHITE iPod would look really cool with the following lyrics engraved on the back:
Are we gonna sit and let them come?
Have they got the White man on the run?
Multi-racial society is a mess
We ain’t gonna take much more of this
What do we need?
White Power! Forever
White Power! Today
White Power! Forever
Before it gets too late
I just realized I can give Amazon Gift Certificates as low as 5 dlls, so I updated the prize specs.
Excellent suggestions! I’m *so* putting one of these on the back when I get an iPod.
Keep ‘em coming!
I think i would put the med alert insignia followed by : “Allergic to country music”
Not my idea, so I disqualify myself, but it’s funny none the less!
Give that special someone an iPod that says:
“Will you marry me?”
Receive an iPod from your special someone that says:
“What an unromantic proposal. No!”
iPea
Oh, it’s for you??? Then definitely…
“Poser in denial”
Who controls the past, controls the future. Who controls the present, controls the past.
Viva Orwell!
yoVaina
“iPods are for fags”
“linux inside”
“Your band sucks.”
“Irony: My anti-drug.”
“Everyone is an individual except me.”
Adrian… Hahahaha *gasp* hahaheehehhmm…whew. I think I blew a kidney.
“I was caught BEE-haveing at MLK Middle School!”
“I spent my Magic Kingdom Fund on this.”
“Chaka-Kahn Chaka-Chaka-Chaka Kahn!”
“Scotty - Beam me up!”
A little update…
“Controls on the other side” - In braille
“Mostly Harmless “
or…”42”
“Amateur radio operators do it without shorts.”
Elroy, how about “Don’t Panic”?
Ha! “Don’t Panic” is awesome.
One of my friends has “I work for the CIA”, but that’s because he likes getting arrested for treason. I guess.
5-7-5
“MP3 dying,
Ogg Vorbis—the new future.
“Fair”play? Ha! My Ass.”
That should set me sufficiently far out of the hipster crowd and into the realm of nerdcore.
(If you don’t know nerdcore. . .well, you should start here: http://www.frontalot.com/lyrics/pennyarcadetheme.html )
Music copy available here: http://www.frontalot.com/mp3/mc_frontalot_-_penny_arcade_theme.mp3
Nerd-ho!
“My owner likes it rough”
“My owner is deaf so please don’t yell at him”
“See rock city”
“Why does Snoop keep an umbrella? Fo’ Drizzles!”
“So… Do you like furries?”
“My other music player is a Walkman”
“How I spent last month’s rent”
“Silly hipsters, iPods aren’t for p**cks!” (Nothing against… ‘hipsters’ by the way)
“Paid for by the American taxpayers, courtesy of President Bush”
And of course a favorite at the officer’s club,
“Stolen Property”
“We built this shitty.” — Starship
Repeat after me: “we are all individuals”.
credit for that quote goes to the slashdot user timesprout
“AyPod”
Put fluffy rabbit hears on ipod.
And engrave:
“Follow the [color of respective ipod] rabbit.”
ALL YOUR BASS ARE BELONG TO US
(Sorry for the all-caps: that’s the way it was in the game. Oh, and Old’D/10 omgwtfbbq older than Jesus, walked among teh dinosaurs, etc.)
mine actually does say
“All your iPod are belong to Chris [lastname]”
Property of: [insert roomates name here]
Or, how about:
Apple Internal Testing Unit: DO NOT DISTRIBUTE
“Rosebud.”
“Que no panda el cunico !”
“the captain was here”
I think I’ll stick with “my other player is an 8-track”