I love those chuck norris things. A few of my personal favorites are as follows:

Every hair on Chuck Norris’s body has to be at least an orange belt to exist.

One night, Chuck Norris had an extremely painful BM after some bad pork lo mein. The result was Jet Li.

The intro to the movie “Saving Private Ryan” is loosely based on a game of dodgeball that Chuck Norris played in second grade.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Hope they bring a smile to your face,
-justin